Maisy's Faves and Raves

Likes: Bones bigger than my head;

canoodling with the Golden Doodle next door; unconventional sex with a standard poodle; end tables, carpets, underwear; eating out of Toodles bowl; harassing Max under the bed.

Dislikes: concrete cinder blocks that now block me from my Doodle paramour; other dogs who steal my bones; bitter apple spray.

Favourite saying: I don't have a short dog complex; you just don't understand, do you? Listen, I'll take you on...anyone of youse. I'm Maisy McQueen of Scott's. How dare you?

The One Eyed Dog

She's a bird dog. A poodle. Standard, but not ordinary. Superhuman, except she is a canine. On a scale of ten. Search and Destroy. Don't be fooled by her docile nature. She is a monster.