Likes: Bones bigger than my head;
canoodling with the Golden Doodle next door; unconventional sex with a standard poodle; end tables, carpets, underwear; eating out of Toodles bowl; harassing Max under the bed.
Dislikes: concrete cinder blocks that now block me from my Doodle paramour; other dogs who steal my bones; bitter apple spray.
Favourite saying: I don't have a short dog complex; you just don't understand, do you? Listen, I'll take you on...anyone of youse. I'm Maisy McQueen of Scott's. How dare you?
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